Why You Should Pay Attention When Your Mother Says Your Horoscope Sucks

So I get to work on time for once having biked in and I look in my calendar and it says I need to be at the dentist in ten minutes so Kathy says quick take my car so I hop in and get there but my appointment is actually for tomorrow not today but they’ll squeeze me in anyway and the dentist is a kindly tall Swedish endodontist and he explains to me patiently why the root canal I had done in Spain in 1979 is going to need to get redone but that there are Risks like breaking the crown or breaking the tooth and by the way this isn’t cheap and would you like an appointment on Thursday so I think well now that I’m out I’ll just pick up some cat food so I take my keys into Petco because that’s where my Petco discount tag lives and as I’m paying I realize these are my keys not Kathy’s and I don’t have her phone number so I have to call my former office mate whose number I remember to get Kathy’s and then I call the guys to jimmy into the car and the moral is just do one thing at a time like you’re sposed to but to make myself feel better I go to the art store at lunchtime because that always works.