21 December 05
The Samson Factor
Boston Red Sox fans are in great consternation over the news that their shaggy-haired leadoff-hitting centerfielder Johnny Damon has just signed a 4-year, $52 million contract with the New York Yankees. Since it is a condition of playing for the Yankees that one has to have appropriately corporate short hair and shaven face, Johnny’s locks will have to be shorn. Whether this will affect his performance we shall see.
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