17 January 05
How To Be A Birdwatcher
From the Guardian Unlimited’s The digested read (“The must-read books in just 400 words”) comes a summary of How to be a Bad Birdwatcher, by Simon Barnes.
Sample paragraph:
Birdwatching is not at all like trainspotting. That’s an activity for dull geeks. Birdwatching is for very exciting geeks who like clamping a pair of binoculars to their forehead for hours on end on the off chance a dodo will come back from the dead. Birds are alive. Now I know dogs are alive, too, but dogwatching isn’t much fun.
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Um, isn’t this between you and Pica, now, really?
There’s no mention about travelling hundreds and thousands of MILES to clamp a pair of binoculars to one’s forehead… to interesting and unusual places like the Brownsville dump for the Tamaulipas crow.
One day I’m going to figure a cost-per-bird if I can find a tame economist to help me. I used to work for one, maybe I can send him an email.
Christmas gifts to me: “The Big Year, A Tale of Man, Nature, and Fowl Obsession” and “A Dog Year”