29 November 03
Blogging For Parrots?
Irene Pepperberg, the animal behaviorist who for twenty-five years has been studying the cognitive abilities of African gray parrots, and is famous for teaching her oldest bird, Alex, how to count as well as the rudiments of reading, has a twenty-month old bird named Arthur who may be getting on the Net soon. Parrots get easily bored and neurotic especially when left alone during day, so Pepperberg’s lab group at MIT came up with the idea of teaching the parrots to surf the web. They ask—“could live interaction with other parrots via the internet relieve stress and boredom caused by social isolation?”
Pica’s sister used to have an African gray parrot named Pavo, short for Pavarotti, who would hang upside down and say “I’m a bat”, and whenever it would snow, he would say “Brrr…it’s penguin weather.”
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I can see the slogans now: “Why vote for Bush when you could have a REAL bird-brain?”
He was also adept at “bonjour” in a very creditable French accent, the ring of the telephone followed by “Hi Bill,” and the drip of the tap.